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What word can be written forwards, backwards and upside down and still remain the same word?
Can you put the word in a sentence?
Can you put the word in a sentence?
Using each letter from A-Z only once,
fill in the blanks to make words |
Once apun a time ......
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. Stayed up to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. A guy addicted to brake fluid, he claims he can stop any time. She knew me from the vegan club, but I'd never met herbivore. The cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. What is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. A theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. When chemists die, they barium. Broken pencils are pointless. Velcro — what a rip off! I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. A cartoonist was found lost. Details are sketchy. The earthquake in Washington was obviously the government's fault. All restrooms in New York police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. Animals of Life We work like a horse. We eat like a pig. We like to play chicken. You can get someone's goat. We can be as slippery as a snake. We get dog-tired. We can be as quiet as a mouse. We can be as quick as a cat. Some of us are as strong as an ox. People try to buffalo others. Some are as ugly as a toad. We can be as gentle as a lamb. Sometimes we are as happy as a lark. Some of us drink like a fish. We can be as proud as a peacock. A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla. You can get a frog in your throat. We can be a lone wolf. But I'm having a whale of a time! A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. |
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Puns For Educated Minds
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pie. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, you stay here; I'll go on a head. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.' A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Activities with no strenuous push-ups. Beating around the bush Jumping to conclusions Climbing the walls Swallowing my pride Passing the buck Throwing my weight around Dragging my heels Making mountains out of molehills Hitting the nail on the head Wading through paperwork Bending over backwards Jumping on the bandwagon Balancing the books Running around in circles Eating crow Tooting my own horn Climbing the ladder of success Pulling out the stops Adding fuel to the fire Opening a can of worms Putting my foot in my mouth Starting the ball rolling Going over the edge Picking up the pieces |
Brain Exercise
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.The saying, "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to thebrain, so...Take the following test (6 questions) and determine if you are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin: 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then consider going to do something else. If you said,"bread," go to > Question 2. > > > > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink? > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please relax, your brain is overstressed. If you said "water," proceed to > question 3. > > > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," go lay down with a cuppa tea > If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4. > > > > > > 4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? > > > > > > Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,you are in trouble and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to question 5. > > > > > > 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? > > > > > > Answer: One degree! If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you may be out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. > > > > > 6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > Answer: (I can guess you scrolled down to see this before you calculated all that ;) yeh I know you didn't remember, neither did I :) |
IQ test
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is completed successfully. Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple ;) Exercise program You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. Always consult an expert before starting any exercise program. SCROLL DOWN to begin... v v v v v v v v NOW SCROLL UP... .. That's enough for the first day. Have some chocolate. |
Nobeliefs.com/puzzles/illusions
Ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index
Grand-illusions.com
Grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions
Kids.niehs.nih.gov/games/illusions/index
Questacon.edu.au/illusions
Eyetricks.com/illusions
Optillusions.com
Brainbashers.com/illusions
Adelson/checkershadow_illusion
Wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusion
Illusionworks.com/optical-illusion
ANSWERSTake away Whole ~ WHOLESOME or doughnut?
I have an eye ~ HURRICANE
Hidden word - SUNSHINE
Find the King - it's a LION
A word - backwards, upside down is - SWIMS
NOW NO SWIMS ON MON -is the sentence.
Bird in sky/ocean - ~ SHADOW
What has over 31 letters ~ POSTBOX / mailbox :)
Madonna doesn't ~ SURNAME
I can be cracked ~ JOKE
Two faced ~ COIN
How high count ~ 1000 as in one thousAnd
In British Columbia ~ You have to use a camera
What is JULY ~ Each letter is replaced by the number of its position in the alphabet & added together,
so July = J + U + L + Y = 10 + 21 + 12 + 25 = 68.
Middle of century ~ Date 1961 could be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
Difference between dollar ~ NOTHING
Sequence what 3 letters ~ e, n, t, read it again- it's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
When you find the mistake - THE is repeated
Least chairs ~ 4 chairs- Assuming all 4 are fathers, 2 are grandfathers, all are sons.
Fill in the blanks to make words
jewel, bad, spill, swash, fox, ferny, azure, ruddy, quote, became, edgy, scurvy,lop, kills
8 Differences ~ 8 spider legs (sorry ;)
Triangles ~ 13
Ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/index
Grand-illusions.com
Grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions
Kids.niehs.nih.gov/games/illusions/index
Questacon.edu.au/illusions
Eyetricks.com/illusions
Optillusions.com
Brainbashers.com/illusions
Adelson/checkershadow_illusion
Wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusion
Illusionworks.com/optical-illusion
ANSWERSTake away Whole ~ WHOLESOME or doughnut?
I have an eye ~ HURRICANE
Hidden word - SUNSHINE
Find the King - it's a LION
A word - backwards, upside down is - SWIMS
NOW NO SWIMS ON MON -is the sentence.
Bird in sky/ocean - ~ SHADOW
What has over 31 letters ~ POSTBOX / mailbox :)
Madonna doesn't ~ SURNAME
I can be cracked ~ JOKE
Two faced ~ COIN
How high count ~ 1000 as in one thousAnd
In British Columbia ~ You have to use a camera
What is JULY ~ Each letter is replaced by the number of its position in the alphabet & added together,
so July = J + U + L + Y = 10 + 21 + 12 + 25 = 68.
Middle of century ~ Date 1961 could be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009
Difference between dollar ~ NOTHING
Sequence what 3 letters ~ e, n, t, read it again- it's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
When you find the mistake - THE is repeated
Least chairs ~ 4 chairs- Assuming all 4 are fathers, 2 are grandfathers, all are sons.
Fill in the blanks to make words
jewel, bad, spill, swash, fox, ferny, azure, ruddy, quote, became, edgy, scurvy,lop, kills
8 Differences ~ 8 spider legs (sorry ;)
Triangles ~ 13